Simply Delicious Cafe & Bakery

Monday 25 June, 2018

Simply Delicious Cafe & Bakery- Cocoa Beach 2-Stars
When you look at the previous Yelp reviews of this cafe you are sure to scratch your head and ask what's up. I want to be clear from the outset my 2 Star review is based more on the disingenuous use of run of the mill baking goods than it is quality of breakfast which was hit and miss. I ordered two eggs home fries Canadian ham and a biscuit. I also ordered French toast stuffed with Nutella. For the good the biscuit was homemade and light and fluffy. The eggs were cooked properly and the bacon was fresh.
Now for the bad. The home fries were over done and tasteless. The French toast bread obviously was homemade but the egg wash was tasteless. No sugar no cinnamon no nutmeg zilch. Envision an oversized piece of plain white bread stuffed with Nutella. It was not good.
My followers know I am abdominous and love to fill up with sweets. I took home the Tye Dye Cake slice, raspberry brownies and cheesecake brownies. I ate them over the next day. The brownies were simple box brownies you can buy at the grocery store and I realized the Tye Dye cake was the Duncan Hines Confetti cake. I was outraged. Anybody can make this drek. Well, you can see my dilemma.
As a side note, I do not heavily factor atmosphere and service but I would like to point out when I walked in there was no one there and I had to walk into the kitchen to find someone. I realized they could not hear me because they had talk radio blaring so loud the windows were rattling. Big Boy says take a pass you can find better.